Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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