Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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