who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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