Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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