they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
