i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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