well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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