It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It's shark week go big or go home
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Randomize
