Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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