did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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