Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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