I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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