Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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