Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
