It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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