Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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