Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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