It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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