Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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