Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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