I have demons in me.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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