Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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