Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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