it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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