If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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