He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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