I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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