I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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