Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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