brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I want to make a zoo with you.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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