I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
His hands were made for my vagina.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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