I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
My feet surprised me
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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