Her vagina should come with caution tape.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
did you just send me my own nude
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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