I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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