school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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