We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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