I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
We are two peas in an std pod
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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