Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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