It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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