Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
