are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
