THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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