gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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