yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
