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dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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