what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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