I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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