I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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