All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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