and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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